Bitch shake that ass on my dick woo woo swag
  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

litsy-kalyptica:

fluffmugger:

that’s not a typo

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that is not a typo

hiiifly:

Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping

Anonymous:

reminder that you are a hot piece of ass and look fierce while doing it :)

Ayyyyyyyyy turnt up *insert emojis i do not have here*

Anonymous:

hey!!! guess what!!! u r a cutie!!!

I am shocked with this new information :o

iamawinrar:

sluttybang:

British television at its finest

lol

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

veryraresecrete:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

white boy: *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

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