Bitch shake that ass on my dick woo woo swag

ryancrobert:

Tom Daley did a youtube video with that guy he was checking out in that gif and in the beginning the guy apologizes for being in his robe and says that he has nothing on underneath and Tom Daley just

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[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]


nebulustic:

wasiafooltothink:

"How much money does college cost in America?"

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And how stress does it make you?

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phantasticphil:

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD 

visacredit:

ummm…

swerewolves:

ah finally the article for me

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

newbun:

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo


unclefather:

chandra75:

unclefather:

my toenail fell off in gym one time and i had to eat it so that no one saw it

What the fuck is wrong with you? 

it was a moment of weakness

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

Someone start a tinychat

hello, how was your day??

This is not how you start a tinychat

i might be able to make it smaller if you want