Bitch shake that ass on my dick woo woo swag

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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at a horror movie
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

idiothicc:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

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hartbxg:

hartbxg:

you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment 

its going hardcore tonight

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somnifik:

i’m a bad bitch with social anxiety ok??

coolboyclub:

untraceableblog:

every possible thing in every possible universe has been said 

slug milk

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

confusee:

there is always hope u guys

marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this