Bitch shake that ass on my dick woo woo swag

lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 


  • Teacher: any questions
  • Me: do u eat ass

usingtimewisely:

the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.

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weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

pizzaforpresident:

lms if you cried

sexyguykai:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

mydogsnokes:

when’s the next episode of Baking Bread

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART


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kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

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