Bitch shake that ass on my dick woo woo swag

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER


overcome-your-dem0ns:

Relationship goals

Kim Kardashian teaches Andy Cohen the art of the selfie.

Anonymous:

you're adorable okay

Thx bbq <3

Anonymous:

bby you look like a qt pie in that selfie :-)

theinternetkid:

This made my day

robinsoncanvas:

Man, fuck Twitter.