Bitch shake that ass on my dick woo woo swag

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

worsedreams:

whatsacanada:

A popular Christian band called nuns n roses

I think you mean nuns n moses 

northpoleziam:

WHY DO PEOPLE WITH STRAIGHT THIN HAIR ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT THICKER/NATURALLY CURLY/WAVY HAIR NO U FUCKIN DONT TRUST ME YOU WILL NOT WANT THIS FRIZZY ASS LION MANE WHEN ITS 80 DEGREES OR WHEN YOU HAVE TO BRUSH OUT A KNOT THE SIZE OF YOUR CAT OK

richarcl:

tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh

coolscar:

this asian guy named jason used to ride my bus and everyone called him “asian derulo”

el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat

nbcsnl:

(x)

neyagawa:

THIS PHOTO IS CRAZY! HE CAN’T EVEN SEE THE TSUNAMI BEHIND HIM!?!

forbidden-act-xx:

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

I’d have no self control around them..

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

redlove3:

The Fantastic Four