Bitch shake that ass on my dick woo woo swag

tacoarmy:

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"image

quibbs:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

quibbs:

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

thats because it is an emotion

white buoys be like

tupacabra:

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sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

donpardosaymyname:

lostiel:

#HOT DAD JOKES

jaclcfrost:

if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like

  • my height
  • my voice
  • exactly how annoying i can be

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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vugust:

i-need-a-map:

"oh shit the bomb is gunna’ go off, better make make it look cool."

he did

goldenxpvssy:

goals

  • me: feels lonely
  • me: isolates self
Invention idea

wall-to-wall-shezza:

Nail clippers which keep the cut off nails in a container (like those pencil sharpeners) to keep the nail from flying into a different dimension.

whatsagarb:

do you ship troyler

dennys:

we are a restaurant